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What do you call a girl standing between 2 goal posts?
Come on you can do better than that? A lesbian haha wtf
No, no I cannot
You can, I have faith in you
I think a targets the best option. I have no faith
That's actually a pretty good answer to be fair. The punch line is on your screen right now, how's hat for a clue
Good, thanks hat is a really great clue
Oops my bad, have a terrible typo habit
Yeh hat won't really help you, you ready for the answer ?
I forgive you, yep. I feel as though I'm ready
You're going to kick yourself
A girl standing between 2 goal posts is called...... Anette
Nope, I'm not kicking myself. I'm kicking a ball at Annet
Got a joke for me?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
I've heard this one!
Nothing it just waved?
In that case I don't know
The ocean said, 'fuck off beach I'm tired of you pushing me around'
I like it
Got any more for me?
I bet you are
Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack. "How did that happen?" asks the first guy. "Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot." "Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."
So what's an attactive 19 yr old like you doing on tinder?
Same, hows the chopping going?
Excellent thank you
Chopped much this morning?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Many a thing, you?
What an unfortunate woman
Never chopped so much in my life, feel worse for the baby
I'm so glad for you, I feel worse equally for them
You have an unusual way with words, fruitful chopping today?
Thanks, fruitful is probably not an accurate adjective for my chopping. I'd say my chopping was insightful.
Care to expand?
Not the sharing type eh, I'm curious as to what you imply by insightful
Nope, I prefer not to.. Well guess away