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Sup cutie pie! :)
How's it going?
Pretty damn good
Anyone tell u how pretty u look today?
Good to hear, it's pretty late you abit of a night owl?
Constantly all day, it got very tiring to be honest.
It's a curse really
Yeah I try to sleep early but never seems to happen
I get distracted
Haha...ok ill stop
I hear that, I spent about 2 hours today reading facts about animals. Not a productive working day
So what is it you do?
Well go on then, impress me ;)
Otters hold hands when they sleep in rivers so they don't drift apart. They also give their partners their favourite rocks as presents
Sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are branches and fall to their deaths
That's actually pretty cute
Would u accept a rock as a gift?
Platypus have no nipples so they sweat milk, they are also one of only 2 mammals to lay eggs, the other being the echidna
A proper nice one maybe
I mean it would have to be a REALLY a nice rock
I have a collection
No really i do
I have a pet rock
I called it dwayne
I really hope you have a rock collection. Can I ask why though?
This rock i got is pretty awesome. I picked it up in Ecuador. its volcanic ash that solidified !
Lol I hope he has a good eyebrow
I went travelling in south america so i just had a habit of picking up something in each country
Since i had no luck with women I settled for rocks
See now that would be a rock worthy of a present. An otter brings that as a gift he is getting some
Much easier to carry around
Yeah I do this on nights out aswell
Lot of rocks in my room
Happy otter - happy beaver :)
Keeps dwayne company
If only i had known a rock was the way to break the ice..
Btw i wasnt ignoring you I'm a teacher
Ignoring me? I only said hello 15 minutes ago but sure.
What do you teach
Tu habla espanol?
Ok thats great.
Thats not what i teach though
I teach english
Or i did
I worked overseas for a while
Going to start a masters in september
And you're 20 and beautiful. . .
That makes 2 of us
Your a psychopath using this to lure in victims aren't you?
U know what rhymes with rock? :)
Why the hell would i do that?
Well they do actually
Check my credentials..facebook mr
That's what a psychopath would say 😒
Im a normal person
A psycopath would say something like...roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van
Just seem a little to good to be real is all.
Not entirely sure how to convince someone you're not a psychopath....thinking about that makes me feel like im being psychopathic
Beautiful, smart, well travelled starting a masters and only 20. Gotta admit it's unusual
And all from my own 2 hands!
Im gonna have to break your heart a little though, I'm not 20. I was 20 2,848 days ago.
27 then fair enough, that's fine with me. I'll check your credentials then.
Though I may need more to go off than just Shawnee, what've you been up then today? Luring unsuspecting victims into your van?
How much does chloroform even cost nowadays😉
17.98 a bottle.
Whats my name?
Roofies are cheaper. Step into the 21st century
Id prefer rumplstitlskin over shawnee
I had to google what a roofie is...clearly, you know your stuff
I have some experience
So what's your full name then?
I knew it
You tell me yours I'll tell you mine, and I genuinely think mine is worse
So skye isnt your real name?
Shawnee isn't yours?
Thats the worst name ive ever heard
Says that's your name here
And you called me Skye, that's worse
Skye's a great name
It's better than mine I suppose
Well im gonna use my real name
So where's Skye come from? You've got me a little confused here
Cos i like it more than shawnee
Thats your name on here
Well this is weird
Uh...you have blonde hair and super white teeth in your photo
Is this u?
Sure why not
Have we been hacked
Or is tinder playing games
One of the two
If it makes you feel better reading the messages from a lads perspective you make a mint girl. Kudos 👍
I'm a guy mate.
You've come up as a very attractive blonde girl named shawnee
I'm guessing I've come up as the same picture called skye
It's kindof funny though
Guess we'll leave it at that
Do you feel abit weird like you need a shower now?
Sth like that
This is going to end up on the internet isn't it . . .
Not on my end
Well good chatting martyn. Let's never speak of this again pal. Safe!