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The big question is
Do you have any tattoos?
Haha is this make or break?
No I don't but I'm looking to get some in the future
Haha not make or break I'm just a big fan
I want some as well but not a clue what yet 🙈
Well that's good and I'm the same I don't wanna get anything that I'll regret because it's shit!
Describe yourself in five words..
Fun loving easy going lad now you
I'm good at being put on the spot like that, lets see how you get on 😉
Sarcastic, committed, thinker, fun & stubborn
I won't lie, I thought 'I'll get on just fine' and then I somehow proceeded to struggle, so I'll let you have that one 😉
Just realised you put lad, how so? 😂
Hahaha yes! Im buzzing about that
And I should have put sarcastic on there as well I forgot about that!
And because I just do general laddish stuff
If that makes sense 😉
Easily pleased then 👀😂
I assumed that to be fair so yeah it makes sense 😏
Hmm I wouldn't say easily please! I would say high standards 😂
Good I'm glad it makes sense 😝
And you said thinker? Can you expand on this please? 😉
High standards is a good thing 😉
I'm going to sound really sad now, prepare 😂
I have a tendency to think about life a lot deeper than say my family or friends do, I over-analyse things a lot, things that don't actually need it. This isn't to be mixed in with over-thinking situations though, I know everyone does that 😆
So yeah, it's really weird 😂
High standards is definitely a good thing! And you don't sound weird at all you just like to think about things in life in depth but this isn't to be confused with over thinking!
Don't worry I got you 😉
Thank god someone understands 😅😂
Generic as hell but, movies and music favourites? 😎
Hahaha is that a first? And sorry about the reply been playing football haven't i! And wolf of Wall Street and house music ✌️you?
A lot of people don't have the awareness to know the difference haha. You play football? Without sounding patronising that's amazing 👏
Inception and anything bar heavy metal ☺️
Hahaha Ive got the awareness! 😊 and that did sound a bit patronising 😉 but it's cool, I play for █████! I hate Heavy metal and inception is a great film I like that!
Well I apologise if that's how it came across 😛I had to google █████ 😂I love WOWS as well, Leo is my favourite actor by a mile!
It's cool! And you don't know where █████ it says you only live 3 kilometres away which isn't far away at all! And Leo is a great actor baffles me how he's not got an Oscar!
No..I have no idea haha. You're 22km away on here so I don't think there's much of a middle ground 😂
Oh right my tinder is lying! Where abouts do you live then ?
Your tinder is playing games 👀█████. Yourself?
Yeah it sure is! And I live in █████ hahaha the place you googled so you should know where it is now 😉
Looking back that sounds stupid. Admittedly. I meant are you closer to ████████████ or █████████? 😑😂
Closer to █████████████!
But I hate █████████████ it's a right shit hole hahaha
You say such nice things 😉
I don't believe █████'s much better, but I don't believe too many people completely love where they live or grew to to be honest 😂
I know I do! 😝
And there's nothing in █████████████ just charity shops hahaha and a McDonald's!
No exaggeration there whatsoever 😉
Well one or two other shops maybe but nothing good! 😉
That's better 😉
So if you play football you must have a team?
Yeah I play for █████! Where I live 😊 x
I meant you must support someone 😛
Oh right! I don't actually support anyone, I like a few times like Leicester Leeds and Manchester United but I'm not bothered if they win or lose! Do you like football?
Oh that's fair enough, thought you might like Utd for some reason, I'm not sure why 😂 Yeah I'm a huge Liverpool fan 👀
Hahaha that is weird, are you a mind reader? And Liverpool are decent! Got some good players but aren't playing as well as they should be!
I am a mind reader yes 😉 I won't bore you with football chat though 😂
Hahaha it all makes sense now ;)
You mean I'm boring you with football chat 😉
No I would honestly bore you so I won't 😉
It all does make sense 😛
Hahahha ok I'll take your word for that! I don't want to be bored 😝 and it sure does 😉
My word is my pride so that's a good thing 😏
Hahaha ok I'll make sure to take your word for everything you say then 😉
Do remember I'm fluent in sarcasm though, so as long as you can decipher when I'm being serious and sarcastic you'll be fine 😉
Hahaha don't worry my sarcastic game is strong too so you will have to be able to do the same 😉
I'm intrigued, but I'm confident it's not up to my high standards 😏
Well you will have to take my word for that is up to your high standards 😉
That's a lot of trust to put in someone I barely know 😕
Hahaha I trusted you about you boring me with football talk and that you are a thinker but not an over thinker though! 😏
I'll let you have that one, to be fair. Well played 👏😉
Hahaha that's very kind of you! 😝
I'm quite a nice person once you get to know me, you see 😉
Hahaha oh really it wasn't coming across like that you see! 😉
That's a shame 😟
I apologise wholeheartedly 😞 x
Hahaha I'm only joking you you're coming across as a lovely person 😊
I wish I wouldn't I'm a right horrible b******
My mother always told me not to swear in front of a lady, hence the asterisks 👆 😉
Hahaha well that's very kind off you! But I can't help thinking you are calling me a lady here right!?
That is indeed what I'm calling you 😊
Even though you might have laddish ways, as you say, doesn't mean I can't call you a lady 😉
Hmm is that so! This is true it does mean you can't call me a lady even though I have laddish ways but believe you me I am far from lady like 😝
I'm old school like that 😜 But if you're from far lady like that's not a problem 😏
Hahaha I can tell that you're old school like that! But I'm not sure what that far lady bit means do I can not comment on that!x
Far from lady like* 😂
My apologies 🙈
Hahaha that's better! And oh that's good then do you like people who are far from lady like in that case? x
I like people who are themselves, whether that be unladylike or as posh as the queen..I'm not fazed 😊 x
Well we have common ground there I'm the same! I'm glad we can agree on something 😝
I'm sure there's a lot more we'd agree on 😝
Like what else do you think we would agree on expand?
On what else you think we may agree on?
Water is wet, wouldn't you say?
Indeed water is wet
Something else we can agree
You're good at this!
You're quite good at this sarcasm malarkey, do you agree?
Yes I obviously agree on that one!!
Thought you would
You are far better at being on the spot than me
Yes I agree on that also! I feel that your are taking the stuff I've told you that I am either better than you at or have told you that I do and making me agree on them by slightly twisting the way you say it though 😝
Like I could say you have high standards in sarcasm do you agree
Or you love Liverpool football club do you agree?
I didn't say how I'd come about these things we'd agree on
Just that we would
And yes I'd agree on all of the above 😝
Basically I'm hilarious
I'd ask you if you agree, but I already know you do 😉
Well I should of made myself more clearer then
And yes you're hilarious
I can agree with you on that
If hilarious means not funny at all 😉😉😉
You did make it clear in fairness, I just make things difficult 😜
Ohhhhh she's a comedian
Hahaha I can tell!
And I know I actually am hilarious
And that's not a joke
Or me being sarcastic in the slightest
No it's you lying to yourself
I'll be honest, you're slightly funny but not up to my high standards 😏
Hahaha you seem to have extremely high standards for everything!
I'm literally the king of comedy
You're lucky to be even talking to me
And why would I lie to myself what's the point in doing that
Now that one is hilarious I'll give you that
You actually might be the king of comedy
And I'm curious do you have such high standards when it comes to the bedroom?
I am the king of comedy 👑
It comes how it comes, but I'm confident in my own ability
Don't you mean queen? You are insinuating that you are a man if you are a king! Please tell me you are not a man!?!? And that's something else we agree on it does come how it comes
But I'm sure I'll meet your high standards in that area 😏😉
No I definitely mean King 😆
I'm sure you definitely would 🙊
So you are a man then!?
You should find out for yourself sometime 🙈🙊
Yes I am!?!
I might have to do that 😏😏
Well if you're a man you won't be finding out for yourself
But if you're not you should definitely find out for yourself
I'm actually a bit confused now
Go on 😂
To whether your are man or a woman?
You playing games is getting to my head now
Well this could be awkward 😂
Did you think I was female? 😂
I'm done here
What is even going on 😂
Your sarcastic level is next level I hope
What is going on
You're female right?
What possibly made you think that 😂
That I'm female 👀
Your profile picture?
What in gods name is this
This will sound ridiculous, can you describe my picture 😂
You are playing with my head now I need time to think this brought so I'm going to sleep on it
You're female right? 👀👀
You're a female and you are in between to rocks with a leg in the air
Yes that is correct
Nope that's definitely not me 🙈
I have no idea how this has happened
I need some challenging like you in my bed now 😉
And me either
Just to confirm, what's your name? 😂
I think it's gone a bit to far now
My name is Sam
Yeah it doesn't say that 😬
It says Erlene 😂
Yours says tiny
I mean tony
What the fuck 😂😂😂
I'm tired now night
Night Erlene 👍😂
Last night got a little out of hand
Please confirm that you are a woman !
No I'm definitely male
Sorry to disappoint
How old are you?
You're lying to me! Please stop it!
And I'm 20 you?
I'm also 20
My timer says you're 23
07█████████, check my whatsapp if you have it, that's me 👍
And I'm a female by the way of you're a male
Just to clarify
Well at least I haven't been talking to a bloke
Silver lining and all that
Ok and yeah that is good
You don't have a profile picture
And how long are you going to lie to me and say that you're male
You're joking right 😑
Definitely being catfished or something here 👀😂
I fucking am!
If you're make this conversation ends now
Gerard █████, Facebook me 👍
So you'd better own up or I'm deleting the chat 😏
What's your second name? 😊
No this is over I'm not gay
Enjoy the rest of your day 😊
I don't know whether you're lying to me or that you are an actual bloke?
Do you have snapchat?
Prove to me you're not a bloke
Well I am a bloke 😂
Well we can't be talking
Not sure now I don't want some randomer having my SC
Link me your Facebook 😂
No I mean actual link 😂
I'll be there all day
I've only got the app you will have to search for me
Right what's your twitter 😂
And you're female yeah? 😂
No I'm not I'm having you on!
I'm waiting for you to say that you're not male
So you're make
if you say yes I'm unmatching you