Haha is this make or break?

No I don't but I'm looking to get some in the future

Well that's good and I'm the same I don't wanna get anything that I'll regret because it's shit!

Fun loving easy going lad now you

I'm good at being put on the spot like that, lets see how you get on 😉

Hahaha yes! Im buzzing about that

And I should have put sarcastic on there as well I forgot about that!

And because I just do general laddish stuff

If that makes sense 😉

Hmm I wouldn't say easily please! I would say high standards 😂

Good I'm glad it makes sense 😝

And you said thinker? Can you expand on this please? 😉

High standards is definitely a good thing! And you don't sound weird at all you just like to think about things in life in depth but this isn't to be confused with over thinking!

Don't worry I got you 😉

Hahaha is that a first? And sorry about the reply been playing football haven't i! And wolf of Wall Street and house music ✌️you?

Hahaha Ive got the awareness! 😊 and that did sound a bit patronising 😉 but it's cool, I play for █████! I hate Heavy metal and inception is a great film I like that!

It's cool! And you don't know where █████ it says you only live 3 kilometres away which isn't far away at all! And Leo is a great actor baffles me how he's not got an Oscar!

Oh right my tinder is lying! Where abouts do you live then ?

Yeah it sure is! And I live in █████ hahaha the place you googled so you should know where it is now 😉

Closer to █████████████!

But I hate █████████████ it's a right shit hole hahaha

I know I do! 😝

And there's nothing in █████████████ just charity shops hahaha and a McDonald's!

Well one or two other shops maybe but nothing good! 😉

Yeah I play for █████! Where I live 😊 x

Oh right! I don't actually support anyone, I like a few times like Leicester Leeds and Manchester United but I'm not bothered if they win or lose! Do you like football?

Hahaha that is weird, are you a mind reader? And Liverpool are decent! Got some good players but aren't playing as well as they should be!

Hahaha it all makes sense now ;)

You mean I'm boring you with football chat 😉

Hahahha ok I'll take your word for that! I don't want to be bored 😝 and it sure does 😉

Hahaha ok I'll make sure to take your word for everything you say then 😉

Hahaha don't worry my sarcastic game is strong too so you will have to be able to do the same 😉

Well you will have to take my word for that is up to your high standards 😉

Hahaha I trusted you about you boring me with football talk and that you are a thinker but not an over thinker though! 😏

Hahaha that's very kind of you! 😝

Hahaha oh really it wasn't coming across like that you see! 😉

Hahaha I'm only joking you you're coming across as a lovely person 😊

Hahaha well that's very kind off you! But I can't help thinking you are calling me a lady here right!?

Hmm is that so! This is true it does mean you can't call me a lady even though I have laddish ways but believe you me I am far from lady like 😝

Hahaha I can tell that you're old school like that! But I'm not sure what that far lady bit means do I can not comment on that!x

Hahaha that's better! And oh that's good then do you like people who are far from lady like in that case? x

Well we have common ground there I'm the same! I'm glad we can agree on something 😝

Like what else do you think we would agree on expand?

On what else you think we may agree on?

Indeed water is wet

Something else we can agree

You're good at this!

Yes I obviously agree on that one!!

Yes I agree on that also! I feel that your are taking the stuff I've told you that I am either better than you at or have told you that I do and making me agree on them by slightly twisting the way you say it though 😝

Like I could say you have high standards in sarcasm do you agree

Or you love Liverpool football club do you agree?

Well I should of made myself more clearer then

And yes you're hilarious

I can agree with you on that

😝

If hilarious means not funny at all 😉😉😉

Hahaha I can tell!

And I know I actually am hilarious

And that's not a joke

Or me being sarcastic in the slightest

Hahaha you seem to have extremely high standards for everything!

And why would I lie to myself what's the point in doing that

Now that one is hilarious I'll give you that

You actually might be the king of comedy

And I'm curious do you have such high standards when it comes to the bedroom?

Don't you mean queen? You are insinuating that you are a man if you are a king! Please tell me you are not a man!?!? And that's something else we agree on it does come how it comes

But I'm sure I'll meet your high standards in that area 😏😉

Of expertise

So you are a man then!?

You should find out for yourself sometime 🙈🙊

Well if you're a man you won't be finding out for yourself

But if you're not you should definitely find out for yourself

😝

😂😂

I'm actually a bit confused now

To whether your are man or a woman?

You playing games is getting to my head now

Why so?

I'm done here

🙉

Your sarcastic level is next level I hope

What is going on

You're female right?

👋

👍😂

Think what?

Your profile picture?

You are playing with my head now I need time to think this brought so I'm going to sleep on it

You're a female and you are in between to rocks with a leg in the air

Yes that is correct

👍

I need some challenging like you in my bed now 😉

And me either

I think it's gone a bit to far now

My name is Sam

Liar

No way

Yours says tiny

I mean tony

😂😂😂

I'm tired now night

Night tony

👍

Morning

Last night got a little out of hand

Please confirm that you are a woman !

You're lying to me! Please stop it!

And I'm 20 you?

My timer says you're 23

And I'm a female by the way of you're a male

Just to clarify

Ok and yeah that is good

You don't have a profile picture

And how long are you going to lie to me and say that you're male

No

I fucking am!

If you're make this conversation ends now

Male*

So you'd better own up or I'm deleting the chat 😏

No this is over I'm not gay

👍

I don't know whether you're lying to me or that you are an actual bloke?

Yes

██████████████

Prove to me you're not a bloke

Well we can't be talking

Sam ████████

I've only got the app you will have to search for me

@█████████

No I'm not I'm having you on!

I'm waiting for you to say that you're not male

So you're make

Male *

if you say yes I'm unmatching you

Cya