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If I offered you a pizza with pineapple would you: a:devour it B:pick off the pineapple and carry on C:flip it off the table and ask what sort of heathen puts pineapple on a pizza
Can I not give you d as my answer?
Well if you want the d...
Lubricate yourself. Be ready in 15 minutes.
I need to be lubricated?!? No deal
Maybe I'll excite you enough that you won't need it ;) are you free tonight? It's pretty hard for me to fit stuff in ;)
If only I was... I'm in ██████ ██████ till fairly late
I can wait up.
😼are you a bloke called Steve that's going to drag me away in his van
No van, but something else you can ride.
A lot of your references sound like I'm getting penetrated
You make it sound like you've already decided ;)
I've decided nothing's going in me
That's for sure if
Well, have you got a strap on?
What on earth would I need one for
Well, if you don't want to be penetrated, I might as well take the opportunity?
Oh well, I have my fleshlight.
Sorry that was my Mum...
That was your mum
On reading this back, if it genuinely was your mum then she's a bit of a legend
Sorry I got a bit excited last night, got carried away by the unbelievable chat. Had a good day today?
Well now I don't know who I'm talking to
Billy big-cock right here
Sorry was a friend. Want to meet up tonight? Xxx