Catfish: Tinder man-in-the-middle

Heyy, since I don't know you I can be honest. I am a fake athlete who tries hard to be good at basketball but in reality quite bad. You look like you have traveled at bit, I am also a fan of traveling to get my lunch from the kitchen.

What??

You are a fake athlete?

ARE YOU OKAY?

Depends how you define okay. I think I'm okay :-) so is there anything that you pretend to be but otherwise not? Or is it just me

Are you trying to groom me?

Groom to what?

I pretend to be honest and trustworthy

I don't know, I suppose an element of grooming is innocence being unaware to the ultimate goals of the groomer

Well, this is tinder and it is a dating app. So the implied ultimate goal is a date isn't it?

Or am I missing something ...

Yeah

Or maybe because of your innocence you were not already aware?

I suppose it is

Do you want a date??

I'm aware of this fact

I'm scared you're trying to groom me

Stranger danger

Are you a real person or fake athlete?

I'm a real person and a fake athlete

By fake athlete I don't mean literally

It was a joke supposed to be a joke on my passion for basketball

And yeah there will always be an imposing danger on dating apps and speaking to strangers but I am sure you are intelligent enough to protect yourself

You were trying to be quirky not coming clean on your double life?

I think I will be okay

Will you be okay though?

My double life ?

Okay I am not an athlete that gets paid

I just play basketball on a semi competitive way but I am terrible at it and only managed to squeeze into a substitution spot on a team. That is why I call myself a fake athlete

Although I play alot and train alot the lack of talent I have means I can never get far hence ''fake athlete''

I am not leading a double life O. O

Or are you referring to me being a dodgy groomer...

Where do you play basketball?

I used to play, but again, lack of ability and fragile ankles prevented me from the full thing

I'm starting to believe you aren't a groomer

Are you just saying that you play or did you really play O. O

Maybe you can join me for some basketball some time in the future

Whys that ?

Yeah I used to play

I used to play centre

But I was too skinny back when I was younger

Yes okay I used to like it but I wasn't good enoug

How tall are you ?

Sounds great, I haven't come across many girls that play. One of the local leagues needs a female player on the team in order to join ^^

I'm not very tall I think 5''10 or 5''11

You look tall :O

No you aren't

You're not a real person

Snapfish

No

Errrrrrrrmmm

Catfish

What makes you think I'm fake?

Your so suspicious maybe your a fake one O. O

Add me on snapchat?

Is that your username catfish O. O

Noo

You're not 5"10

Why you so adamant

Okay I am 178 cm you can go convert that and see what it is

Snapchat me and find out

What's your username?

Let me add you instead

My name isn't catfish

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Check your snapchat I dunno how you can verify my height like that

What's your plan?

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That's me

The fluffymuffin

You're a chinese guy

Wierd man

Why are you a chinese gay guy

Why try and groom someone

Creeeep

If my pic isn't already obvious

And if your adamant on the grooming thing then okay