Catfish: Tinder man-in-the-middle

Thou art very beautiful

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

😳

Thou canst

You must be a thespian

Thou art more lovely and temperate

I am a lover of the arts but no thespian and yourself

Wunderschön, I love the arts too

People say I look like a Greek statute

Thou art a model? Ballerina?

More beautiful than a Greek statue

and I am not a model so I must be a ballerina

Moi? Haha eres demasiada simpática!

Yup I knew it! I can tell from your arms and graceful posture

Hahaha yup just call me twinkle toes

Can do! I'm quite the dancer myself

We should enter the county championships

I wish I was that good but am always up for making a show of mesel if you need a student 😊

*meself

No I need a dance partner, it's ok I'll lead!

Hahahaha you actually need a dance partner random child

Is it time to polish the dancing shoes then?

It sure is! Of course I need a partner to throw up into the air and spin around on my shoulders

Yeh I can see that happening

Don't get me wrong I'll give it a go if you think you can handle it 😘

Of course I can handle the scandal

What style shall we do?

The dad dance?

That's a style I struggle with unfortunately

But I'll give it a go

Will that be tonight?

Hey I can lead Wer abouts you from?

Sounds like a plan! I am from ██████████

And your from Venezuela? What's the country that has produced the most Miss Worlds? That's where you're from!

Red or blue?

Red

So does that mean your from Greece the country with the most goddesses

Haha would love to meet up but am working in ██████████ tomorrow

Need to get up😳

U getting out tonight are you?

Haha of course! Have you got a shoot tomorrow or is it a catwalk?

No I think I will rest this evening! I've been doing some gymnastics and am quite tired!

What are you doing tonight?

No I am the dancing queen?

That is true, I thought was Monday to Friday, modelling on Saturday, resting on Sunday

Hahahaha Ye if you want to call wearing a chicken suit and holding a sign point to kfc modelling

That's how all the greatest models start, Kate moss worked at McDonald

Ye I worked in maccies for two weeks then quit was to good for them ovs

Of course you are, ovs you don't eat maccies or kentuckies too

Nope 3 grains of rice 1 cup of tea and two fingers after each course starving here

Jeese, you should be dining like a queen, lobster and caviar every night!

Hahaha am not treated aswell as the goddesses you still being spoon fed the good stuff

I hear you took a Angels wings off her for not peeling your grapes before feeding them to you

Haha I wouldn't do that, I love grape skins, that's just propaganda

Where did your wings go?

Ay don't dis propaganda it's got us this far

My wings they were taken I was told I would find a goddess and win they back

Any ideas?

Very true! I will get your wings back, even if I have to go to the pits of hell and wrestle Satan himself

Fought you where my girl

I definitely wanna see that fight

You will, and much more

Now am regretting my work ethics 😳

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star– One without a permanent scar? And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Wow you are very poetic, that Should be a song!

And yes I did fall from shooting star

Ye I think this could be a one hit wonder if I play me cards right 😜

Nah you're more the triple platinum type

Bloody heck you put me any higher on this pedestal am gona get vertigo and fall

You don't want the worlds greatest superstar singer/model/ ballerinas blood on your hands

I'll get you your wings back before I make the pedestal any higher, of not then I will catch you in my arms

Well you are going to lead when we take over the dancing scene I think I'd like to be caught up in your arms

Ah well they are very strong

I think it's time to test the theory

How shall I prove my strength unto thee?

i hast many things in mind but a meeting of mind corse and soul is the only true way to defineth this strength thou speaketh of

Indeed, thou beauty is only rivaled by your reason my ladyship

Damn girl your none stop

That's how I roll

Hahaha legend when do we roll together

Very soon I hope

When the hurley burley is done, when the battle is lost and won

It's time to suit up for battle then

My chi is fully channelled and body honed to perfection, both for war and love, whatever my lady desires

My chi is like a Tibetan monks

Do you meditate?

Of course, I do plenty of chi kung, tan tien and iron shirt

Hence my incredibly chiseled abs

Standard practice with goddesses

Sure is, I'm in a constant spiritual meditative state these days, I've got through sitting my sitting on mountain tops contemplating the Tao stage

Ignore the first sitting

Heavy salad

Yeah too many olives

Moving swiftly onto my olives

Mmm I bet your olives are amazing

Haha am sure u will love them me house mate wrote that

Your housemate has good taste, is she a bodacious babe too?

If your into 50 year old women then Ye haha

Women attain perfection at 50

So you'll gain in beauty and elegance for 28 more years