Catfish: Tinder man-in-the-middle

Hey Shawnee! How are you

Haha shawnee?? N hi x

That's what your name says haha unless it's Gerald?you okay? Upto much x

Hahaha nah its aiden?? I'm good thanks n not really been gym before just lay watching TV you x

Just been heading back from mums.. Had week of work but back in tomorrow :( what do you do in the gym? Squats type of girl? X

Same in uni tomorrow got a deadline. Everything train 6 days a week n split the body parts up 😊 wbu x

That's cool.. Proper gym goer then :) no days off is the best way.. Pulled my back so I'v had couple weeks off.. X

Yeah love it haha. Aww bless! Where u from x

██████████ but based up in ██████.. Back up an down fairly often tho haha you? X

██████████ :) go uni here aswell. What you upto? x

What do you do.. Just in bed.. Can't sleep but gotta get up for work :( where you from originally

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Business I'm in my final year. Haha I didn't get much sleep either, caffeine fixes everything. And ██████████ xx

Haha yeah just finally got my first coffee of the day.. Been manic.. Where Abouts in ██████████ cc

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█████████, used to live near █████████ ████ on ██████ ████. What about you? Handed my assignment in phew, time for changos (burrito place) xx

██████████ near ██████.. Changos sounds awesome.. I love Mexican food lol specially when it's made properly with lime an stuff haha xx

Yeah not that far from me then haha! It's delicious seriously, making me want another just speaking about it hahaha. There wasn't any lime but guacamole and loads of toppings xx

Ah Id get so fat living near one haha.. What did you get? Xx

It's actually quite healthy!! Panchos is another burrito place that is more greasy, nice for a change but changos is probs better. Beef buritto in a wholemeal wrap, spicy salsa, double cheese, guacamole, sour cream, red and green jalapeños, peppers/onions, rice, kidney beans and lettuce. With habanero sauce. Bet I've made you hungry now 😂! What you upto xx

Wholemeal, beg an chilli.. An DOUBLE cheese lol you know what.. I like talking to you! Food an healthy stuff :) xx

Yeah starved.. I had scrambled eggs on seeded bread... Damn xx

Hahaha I love my food 😜 just had chicken n rice. Love seeded bread and eggs aswell! Running a deep hot bath xx

I haven't bought any meat or anything.. Just got back from ██████████ for two weeks so last min sunday petrol station food haha xx

Haha its so expensive in there aswell for anything half decent! So you in ██████ then, and what you upto there xx

Work lol I work air traffic control in ███ ███ █████.. What do you do? Xx

Wow that's such an interesting career! I'm in my final year of university studying business. Finish in may and then it's time to get a job lol. Xx

I knew this haha you told me haha what job? Xx

Yeah u did ask again 😛. I'd like to say i have it all planned out but still not sure. Love fitness so don't know whether to try and do something related to that but I'm gonna start applying for jobs next month xx

Apply for loads of random stuff.. But you'll have a masters in business so maybe apply for things you need a degree in haha xx

Yeah I'm gonna! Going to look into graduate schemes and stuff. Doing my final assignment in the library now 😂🔫 xx

What's your assignment on? I was top of my class in business alevel.. Wish I learnt to do essays properly haha xx

It's on innovation, basically got to write about two theories related to innovation. There's a theorist called Schumpeter, so boring! 3 , 000 words aswell, this is my final I've done 3 already since Jan. N what did you get in business at a level xx

U haha as level.. It's crazy I was due a B.. There was like 10 people in my class.. They expected me to take it again the year after but I got in ███ ███████ so I can just re do it here.. Get 3/4 of my education stuff paid for in here but it's a lot of work to do qualifications part time xx

I didn't do great in my a levels at all got c c d, did better in as. Yeah sounds like alot of hard work 😛. What college did you go? xx

███████ haha they always warned me that Id score a lot lower if I didn't write my essays properly.. Apparently I waffle on.. Thing is I was finished about an hour before the exam finished so I was like.. I should write more haha xx

Which college did you do? Hop wood? Xx

Haha yeah I have that problem, I end up waffling and talking to broadly rather than being specific. Especially with all the theory you have to use this year, effortttt. Nope ████ █████, it's in ████. There's a ███████ campus near me though xx

Oh you'll know ███████████ aswel? Yeah █████████ campus :) xx

I've been there like once when I was little, bought a rabbit there haha interesting little fact for you 😂. You got instagram? Xx

Haha I used to live there Aswell when I went to █████ college.. I have but I have never really been on it haha xx

Yeah it's up in the hills isn't it? I barely upload but I go on it sometimes, was gonna add you haha 😛. This work is getting the better of me, don't even know where to start. xx

Iv just put some more pics on.. Just for you ahha.. It's all from a while ago like 3 months or so.. Haven't really got pics recently or done much ahah.. It's █████████████ xx

ahaha why thank you 😝 what you upto? Can't find you add me on it mines is aiden████████. Xx

Just working still.. Took a vehicle out to refuel cos my head hurts with all these aircraft haha cx

Says your a guy on Instagram ? Xx

Yeah why wouldn't I be?? And you show up as a girl... Sounds like alot of work xx

I'm confused haha x

Same

Are you a female? Lol like your tinder says

Nah I'm not where does it say that??

And aren't you female lolll

Fake profile??

Thought I might be getting catfished

Your profile says Shawnee that's why I said hey Shawnee haha an said your not an typical girl in the gym haha

A squats type of girl.. Aaaah I thought you were joking when you said nah it's Aiden.. Fuuuuuck haha

On my name?? Its aiden. And are you even a girl..

Don't even understand where it could say shawnee lol

Confused you

Thought u might be a fake profile having only 3 pics

The profile.. I tried to send you the screen shot over Instagram but it won't.. Your whole profile is like some girl called Shawnee on tinder.. Pics of her.. She's 20 haha

Yours is of a girl called skye

Iv got a full group of photos on tinder an it says my name an pictures of me..

Must be some serious glitch

No joke I'm a guy and all my pics are

Your showing up as 'skye' on mine hahaa

Wtf.. Is she hot?? Haha fuck man.. Tbh when I clicked on your/Shawnee profile I thought I was gonna get a message from some click here to see my pics on some site or 50 roses for a date thing haha

I believe you dude haha im here like wtf..

Hahaha same mate! That's what ur pic is like...

I was skeptical all along thinkin surely fake profile

That's why I asked for insta hahahaha

It's glitched before but not like.. A different person..

Yeah it's weird as fuck lol

Haha good move.. I literally just put up Instagram pics to find out

This has been Tindception

Haha! Your girls about a 8/10 how is sky? Haha

Hahaha same, that's what made it slightly believable

Some pics u can fully tell when it's fake

Funny as fuck this BTW bro, no idea how this happened

Haha your still her tho.. It got mixed up with some other girl im actually talking to but not a randomer haha

Same with you. Right i see haha, wish I could say the same. Skye is a myth

Haha yeah I rememeber a Skye ages ago I liked an she was on of those 100roses girls or whatever I was half expecting Shawnee to be that an I was gonna get stressed cos it's wasting my small amount of daily likes haha