But I'm a guy?

You should've gone with..

Damn are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

No, I'm pretty sure I am. Just checked my parts and they're boy ones.

Ouch.

Thought the name would be a giveaway, but I guess I can ask my parents why they gave me a girl name.

Or I should just take the wedding picture down all together to avoid confusion.

If you like I could put you in touch with either the blonde or the brunette.

Are you fucking with me?

What name comes up?

Also no transsexual.

I'm a guy and I'm straight.

That's fucking weird.

Could also explain the lack of matches..

No my name is Gian, and I'm a guy. Sorry if you were looking for a chick.

I'm not? I have a pic with me and my cousins from a wedding, but they're into guys. So I don't think I can help you there.

I thought you were joking.

Here I thought I matched with a smokeshow Sadie who's got a good sense of humor, and then I find out you prefer girls.

What?

You're a dude?